407 NW 17th Ave
Portland, Oregon 97209
503.473.8760
There’s been a trend toward cupcakes in recent years, probably because of Sex and the City’s infatuation with New York’s famed Magnolia bakery. My friends in SoCal have been going nuts over Sprinkle’s cupcakes. So it’s only a matter of time before the craze hits Portland, right?
Saint Cupcakes, located on Northwest 17th, is just the place to satisfy your craving for sweets in cute and trendy setting. I went there twice this weekend and thanks to their dot-sized treats (mini cupcakes), I was able to sample nearly everything on their menu without getting sugared out. From their sassy pink website, I expected a place where my girlfriends and I could swoon over and indulge our girly sides with creamy cakey confections. I was a little disappointed that the place, though pink and in a pretty glass building, seemed to lack the cozy ambience that I wanted. They had a nice open bar area where you could see all the bakers hard at work mixing giant vats of batter, but not once did they smile or acknowledge the customers. They just kind of looked annoyed that I was looking on. I guess these saints take their work seriously!
Their website www.saintcupcake.com certainly is cute and features different cupcake “centerfolds” with personalized descriptions. It was an entertaining read, and they participate in community events. Their blog will keep you up-to-date on all their current events, such as their expansion to the Belmont neighborhood.

(clockwise from top: chocolate with caramel buttercream, toasted coconut, red velvet cake, caramel apple, and carrot cake)
Chocolate with Caramel Buttercream:

They do the basic flavors very well, so this chocolate cake had a deep intense cocoa flavor without that wasn’t overly sweet! I loved the cake, but wasn’t too fond of the caramel flavored buttercream. The cream has a lovely silky texture that has just the tiniest big of toffee crunch in it, but I just prefer caramel to caramel flavored creations. Still, it’s an interesting combination.
Toasted Coconut:

For this cupcake alone, I will go back to Saint Cupcake. This delectable cupcake is topped with a sweet, slightly chewy, coconut frosting thats like a creamy macaroon. Again, they make the basic white cake flavor very well, and tastes nothing like your supermarket cupcakes! In fact, these are in a whole league of their own!
Caramel Apple:

I had high hopes for this combination because I love caramel apples, and this frosting looked like what true caramel should feel like. Maybe it was because I got the dot-sized one, but I couldn’t taste any apply flavor, and most of the dot was pure walnut chunks. The frosting was good, but not particularly memorable.
Carrot Cake:

This one…was not good. I would highly recommend that you do not try this one. It had lots of carrots, yes, but thats all I tasted. Normally, a good carrot cake would be moist, well-spiced, nutty, with just a hint of pineapply goodness. This just tasted like grated carrots–and it wasn’t a good thing. I think part of the reason is that their turnover is so fast that the carrot cake hasn’t had enough time to mellow yet, resulting in a sharp carrot taste.
Red Velvet Cake:

I have a friend who DROOLS over this cake so I know there is a certain cult following with this variety. However…I am just not one of them. I do like Red Velvet in general–I like cocoa flavor and the pretty color. That’s essentially what red velvet cake is. Back in the day, the way cocoa was processed was different, so when the cocoa powder mixed with the buttermilk in the recipe, it’d turn reddish. Nowadays, bakers just add in a few drops of red food coloring to achieve the same look. Saint Cupcake’s Red Velvet is different. It’s described as a buttermilk cake with a hint of cocoa, and apparently parties like Lindsay Lohan. I just thought it was kind of scary–the red velvet was BRIGHT RED as in melted crayola crayon red. Some people love it, but I can’t get over the artificial redness of it. The texture was also pretty dense and firm compared to their other cakes. Maybe it has to do with the overload of food coloring? The cream cheese frosting was nice though, very light and not overly sweet.
Other flavors I sampled but not pictured include:
Big Top-vanilla cupcake with chocolate chips. Topped with bright colored frosting-most likely vanilla flavored. The cupcake itself was delicious and the chocolate chips melted to the touch. I would order this again.
Vanilla with Pistachio buttercream-The buttercream is supposedly made with pistachio gelato base, but I couldn’t taste the pistachio flavor. For excellent pistachio treats, try the pistachio gelato at Via Deliza instead. Sublime.
All in all, I would give this place a B. At $2 for a full sized cupcake and $1 for the minis, these cupcakes aren’t cheap. They do offer day-old baked goods at half the cost, so if you are interested in sampling before buying, that’s your best bet. Too bad they don’t offer free samples. Cupcake menu changes on a day to day basis, so if you have your heart set on a certain flavor, make sure you check their website first! Their overall cupcakes are delicious if you stick to basic flavors, and it’s a trendy spot to go to when you’re in the Pearl or NW 23rd for an after dinner treat. Just the fact that I’m eating a fluffy ooey gooey cupcake is enough to make me smile. Now if only the bakers could learn to do the same.